You Know You're Pregnant When...

You find yourself really tempted to buy the meatball and mozzarella Hot Pocket in the vending machine at work. Any other time in life, this would be a purchase made out of extreme hunger and desperation. Today, it would be a purchase made out of sheer pleasure, and perhaps a little bit of hunger. Fear not, the Hot Pocket did not win out. I opted for the free pear in my work bag.